Jul 22, 2014
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Reblogged from apolonisaphrodisia

citgo:

these look really dangerous like they wont hesitate to catch a body

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courtaa:

Seth Rogan for best boyfriend.

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Jul 21, 2014
32,162 notes
Reblogged from sixpenceee

sixpenceee:

Because you just need this gifset of Linda Blair having her demonic contacts inserted on the set of The Exorcist 

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Reblogged from unlucky-artist

unlucky-artist:

Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 

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Chandler Bing’s Best Comebacks Part 1

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Reblogged from cortem1

mangochannel:

catbountry:

bogleech:

IT’S A HUMMINGBEE

These are BEE FLIES!

Harmless to everything else, these precious little cutie pies sneak their eggs into beehives, where their larvae can parasitize bee larvae and eat their food reserves!

Simultaneously adorable and insidious!

fairy types.

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xweetabixwarriorx:

bady11:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

freaky-deaky-dyke:

Dogs man … just, dogs

THERE IS A DOG FEEDING A BABY LAMB

You all need to have this on your dash :D

*-* I love dogs

The fuckin second one slays me

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Jul 14, 2014
203,394 notes
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ask-gallows-callibrator:

beben-eleben:

Pretty Girls Making Ugly Faces

WHAT EVEN ARE THESE GIRLS

This is my favourite photoset ever

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Reblogged from rapunzelie
221bitssmallerontheoutside:

sterlingsea:

la-negra-barbuda:

desex-your-ecks:

littleredchucks:

turntechstridercest:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

doctorrivaille:

rapunzelie:

sb5ive:

rapunzelie:

new undies: cute stretchmarks: also cute

No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

hey quick question: what’s your fuckin damage

all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions 

stretch marks are perfectly fine and natural and beautiful, free lightning bolt tattoos yo
cocoa butter is a preventative that does not always work, and smells and stains clothes and oh yeah, since a lot of people get stretch marks just from growing NOT from weight, theyd have to slather their whole body and no one really wants to do that or smell like that so strongly.
laser treatment? really? you want people to pay $1000+/appt (usually takes a few treatments) to get rid of something perfectly natural because you’ve named yourself standard of the fucking world and think we all live to please you? most people dont have that money and if they do thats not what they want to spend it on.
also fuck you.

I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do. 

Reblogging for the stretch marks! Because just look how beautifully they work with those knickers!

I love my stretchmarks bc they show little storms on my skin :3

some of us are allergic to cocoa butter aaaaaaaand fuck an asshole who has a problem with stretchmarks.

Stretch marks are a sign that you are human and have changed at some point, so most humans have them. Most as in almost all. The only reason we’re taught to not like them is so that we’ll spend money trying to get rid of them. If you wanna spend money on fading them (because you cannot make them vanish) cool, but fuck anyone who tells you that your body is wrong and you NEED to change it for their rude invasive eyeballs.


STRETCH MARKS ARE LIKE TIGER STRIPES FOR HUMANSDON’T ME A JERK MAN. COME ON.

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

sterlingsea:

la-negra-barbuda:

desex-your-ecks:

littleredchucks:

turntechstridercest:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

doctorrivaille:

rapunzelie:

sb5ive:

rapunzelie:

new undies: cute
stretchmarks: also cute

No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

hey quick question: what’s your fuckin damage

all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions 

  1. stretch marks are perfectly fine and natural and beautiful, free lightning bolt tattoos yo
  2. cocoa butter is a preventative that does not always work, and smells and stains clothes and oh yeah, since a lot of people get stretch marks just from growing NOT from weight, theyd have to slather their whole body and no one really wants to do that or smell like that so strongly.
  3. laser treatment? really? you want people to pay $1000+/appt (usually takes a few treatments) to get rid of something perfectly natural because you’ve named yourself standard of the fucking world and think we all live to please you? most people dont have that money and if they do thats not what they want to spend it on.
  4. also fuck you.

I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do. 

Reblogging for the stretch marks! Because just look how beautifully they work with those knickers!

I love my stretchmarks bc they show little storms on my skin :3

some of us are allergic to cocoa butter aaaaaaaand fuck an asshole who has a problem with stretchmarks.

Stretch marks are a sign that you are human and have changed at some point, so most humans have them. Most as in almost all. The only reason we’re taught to not like them is so that we’ll spend money trying to get rid of them. If you wanna spend money on fading them (because you cannot make them vanish) cool, but fuck anyone who tells you that your body is wrong and you NEED to change it for their rude invasive eyeballs.

STRETCH MARKS ARE LIKE TIGER STRIPES FOR HUMANS

DON’T ME A JERK MAN. COME ON.

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